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walking wounded

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Definition:
Someone who is injured but whose injuries are not critical.
Usage:
Boy, the walking wounded are really starting to pile up in the waiting room. When summer rolls around it's pop-pop-bang-bang, eh?

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wall

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A doctor who is skilled at preventing admissions to his or her service. This opposite of a wall is know as a sieve.
Usage:
Dr. Jones won't see another patient all day. The guy's a wall.

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wallet biopsy

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Definition:
Determining how much if any insurance a patient has.
Usage:
Before we run these tests let's do a wallet biopsy.

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wastebasket diagnosis

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Definition:
A diagnosis which may be faddish, not proven to exist, or physiologically explained. It could also refer to a diagnosis described without specificity, and thus so broadly inclusive to the point of being scientifically useless
Usage:
Well, we could go with your wastebasket diagnosis, or we could stop trying to be Greg House and figure out what's really wrong with him.

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water on the brain

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Definition:
An enlarged head.
Usage:
I looks like her baby had water on the brain. That or it was a Martian.

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weekend effect

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Definition:
The idea that patients presented on nights and weekends will not be given the optimum standard of care and can result in an overall increased mortality rate. In recent studies, trauma patients appear less affected than those suffering from cardiac and neurological emergencies.

Researchers believe Level 1 Trauma Centers are best able to care for patients when the facility focuses on organization and uniform staffing and resources around the clock.
Usage:
The stroke patient last night might of confirmed the weekend effect.

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wenis

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Definition:
The rough patch of elbow skin. On more robust individuals, the wenis can develop into a folded flap of skin called the wenis flytrap.
Usage:
Ugh, did you see her wenis!? It looked like an elephant winking at me!

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wheatie

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Definition:
Short for Weitlaner retractor. A self-retaining instrument, shaped like a scissors but the blades open when the ratcheted handles are closed. The blades each have four downward-pointing, curved prongs which retain their position in a spread wound. Dull or blunt and sharp are popular configurations.
Usage:
Surgeon to tech: I need a self-retainer, how about a wheatie? After that, I'll need the skin knife again.

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wheezer

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Definition:
Patient with asthma.
Usage:
The wheezer lost his puffer again.

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white cloud

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Definition:
An on call doctor who frequently has slow, quiet nights on call.
Usage:
Dr. Henry always has a white cloud; he hasn't had an admit all night.

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white coat hypertension

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A condition in which people experience high blood pressure only when they visit the doctor's office. People who experience it have an elevated systolic blood pressure between 140 and 180 mm Hg while at the doctor's office and a "normal" blood pressure in other situations. Most healthcare providers agree that no treatment is required. If your doctor suspects white-coat hypertension, you may be asked to monitor your blood pressure at home or asked to wear a device called an ambulatory blood pressure monitor.
Usage:
Despite what my husband's readings are showing, he actually has normal blood pressure. The nurse thinks it's because of white coat hypertension

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who's charge?

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Definition:
Short for "Who is the charge nurse," it is a question commonly asked by nurses on shift change. The charge nurse is the nurse designated to manage the operations of the patient care area for the shift.
Usage:
Hey, who's charge tonight?

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win the game

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Definition:
As elusive as catching a unicorn, it describes discharging all of your patients from service resulting in no in-patients for rounds the next morning.
Usage:
I'm about to Win the Game! Who wants to go for liver rounds?

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winner

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Definition:
A patient whose luck is very good.
Usage:
The odds were long, but he's a winner.

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Woolworth's Test

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Definition:
if you can imagine patient shopping in Woolworth's, it's safe to give them a general anesthetic. Woolworth's is a five and dime that went out of business in the late 90's, making it somewhat of a dated expression.
Usage:
He's passes the Woolworth's Test ... get the etomidate.
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