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SAD PERSONS

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Definition:
A mnemonic for assessing a patient's risk of suicide.

S: Sex
A: Age
D: Depression
P: Previous suicide attempts
E: Ethanol abuse
R: Rational thinking loss
S: Social supports lacking
O: Organized plan to commit suicide
N: No spouse
S: Sickness
Usage:
Ursula is a 24-year-old female, on Zoloft for depression, no history of suicide attempts, mild alcoholism, no illnesses, no support structure -- family and friends reside in Sudan.

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Samsonitis

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Definition:
A situation in which a patient greets an ambulance on their porch with their suitcase packed. Samsonite is a leading luggage manufacturer.
Usage:
We got another case of Samsonitis: Mary was waiting for the bus with her bags in tow.

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sats

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Definition:
Oxygen saturation. It is a measurement of the amount of oxygen the blood does carry relative to the amount of oxygen the blood could carry. Oxygen carried in the blood is attached to molecules of hemoglobin, so oxygen saturation is found by measuring the percentage of hemoglobin sites occupied by oxygen using a pulse ox.
Usage:
His sats are normal.

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Scared Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle

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Definition:
Mnemonic for the wrist bones.

Proximal row:
S - Scaphoid
L - Lunate
T - Triquetrium
P - Pisiform

Distal row:
T - Trapezium
T - Trapezoid
C - Capitate
H - Hamate
Usage:
Girl 1: "I'm having a tough time remembering the carpal bones."

Girl 2: "Haven't you ever heard the mnemonic Scared Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle?"

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SCI

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Definition:
Spinal cord injury.
Usage:
Another? That's the sixth swimming pool-related SCI we've admitted this month.

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scissors

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Definition:
Seizures or a seizure--often treated with peanutbutter balls.
Usage:
"My baby had scissors, so they gave him peanut butterballs."

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scoop and run

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Definition:
An expression used to describe a scenario in which treating a patient at the scene of an accident is not an option and the patient needs to be rushed to the ER.
Usage:
Yeah, there was nothing we could to there, so we just had to scoop and run.

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scratch

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Definition:
A scratch pad. A cautery tip cleaner used in surgery. The surgeon will scrape the tip of the cautery tip/bovie to wipe off adhered tissue.
Usage:
Linda can we get another scratch? We dropped it.

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SCREAM Fever

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Definition:
Mnemonic for Kawasaki's

S: Sausage fingers
C: Conjunctival redness
R: Rash
E: Extremity involvement
A: Adenopathy
M: Mucosal erythema
Fever: Fever
Usage:
Med student: Per SCREAM Fever, Geraldine has Kawasaki's, but the "sausageness" of her fingers is debatable. What should we be looking for, Jimmy Dean's breakfast links or Johnsonville brats?

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screen door

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Definition:
A physician in the admitting area that admits patients to the hospital that probably should have been sent home instead.
Usage:
Dr. Wilson is such a screen door. He admits every patient with a cough. It's going to be a busy night.

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script

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Definition:
A prescription.
Usage:
I don't remember writing that script.

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second opinion

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Definition:
It's a patient privilege of requesting an examination and evaluation of a health condition by a second physician to verify or challenge the diagnosis by a first physician. The situation is most likely to arise when an examination by a first physician results in a recommendation for surgery or experimental treatment.
Usage:
I'm going to get a second opinion.

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sed rate

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Definition:
Sedimentation rate. A test that measures the distance that red blood cells fall in a test tube in one hour. This distance determines the amount of inflation: the further the cells descend, the greater the inflammatory response of the immune system. Knowing a patient's sed rate is useful for diagnosing diseases such as multiple myeloma, temporal arteritis, polymyalgia rheumatica, various auto-immune diseases, rheumatoid arthritis, and chronic kidney diseases. A sed rate can also serve as a "sickness index" in an asymptomatic patient who is believed to have a disease.
Usage:
Dave's rheumatoid arthritis explains his high sed rate.

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sedation holiday

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Definition:
A brief period of time--usually five minutes or so--during which the sedation of a patient is turned off so that the staff can preform a neurological assessment. For example the nurse would make the patient wiggle his toes, see if he can follow a moving finger, etc.
Usage:
We need a sedation holiday to assess the patient in room 7 who's on the Propofol drip.

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sellout

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Definition:
Disparaging comment for a plastic surgeon working in a private practice.
Usage:
That sellout's working in Palm Beach performing Botox and face-lifts to grandma Millie and her Mahjong partners.

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semi-colon

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Definition:
Someone who has had a colectomy, a surgical removal of part or all of the colon.
Usage:
David? Yeah, I remember him. He's the semi-colon case I had last week.

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September Club

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Definition:
Those students who have to return early after summer holidays to retake exams.
Usage:
You have to go back early? I didn't know you were in the September Club? Well, we'll pop some bottles for you.

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set

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Definition:
A term used to describe the metal or plastic container used to house surgical instruments and implants. They commonly have a removable lid with holes throughout allowing it to be washed and sterilized.
Usage:
She's requesting the hand set for his second case. Also, do you know if he will need the driver on power?

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shadow gazer

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Definition:
A radiologist.
Usage:
Perhaps a shadow gazer could tell us what we're looking at.

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shafted

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Definition:
The recipient of a turf.
Usage:
I got shafted twice today.
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