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C-section

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Definition:
Cesarean section.
Usage:
I'm worried that my C-section scar is going to be above my bikini line.

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c-spine

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Definition:
Cervical spine. The c-spine begins at the base of the skull and is comprised of seven vertebrae. The individual cervical vertebrae are commonly abbreviated C1, C2, C3, C4, C5, C6 and C7.
Usage:
Dave was rear ended at about 25 mph. His CT came back negative for any fractures, but we're still awaiting the results of his c-spine MRI.

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Cabbage patch

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Definition:
Cardiac Surgical ICU. (CABG Pronounced cabbage, is an acronym for Coronary Artery Bypass Graft, commonly known as bypass, or open heart surgery.)
Usage:
Looks like the cabbage patch is busy today.

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CABG

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Prounced "cabbage". An acronym for Coronary Artery Bypass Graft. Commonly known as bypass or open heart surgery.
Usage:
Mr. smith crashed in the cath lab and went for emergency CABG.

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CAD

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Definition:
Coronary artery disease. The leading cause of death worldwide.
Usage:
If the smoking doesn't kill him, the CAD will. He's headed for what Billy Joel called "a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack."

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Cadillac Plan

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Any health insurance plan with premiums higher than $8,000 for individuals or $21,000 for families. Legislation is calling for an increase in taxes on these high-cost insurance plans.

These figures include everything you and your employer spend on health care except for the deductible: premiums for medical (the portions paid by you and by your employer), dental, and vision coverage, as well as any money you put into a flexible spending account, which allows you to set aside pretax money to cover medical costs. Since your pay stub may show only your personal contribution—not that of your employer.

Ever since its introduction in 1902, the Cadillac has been synonymous with American luxury. But the health care metaphor appears to have taken root sometime in the 1970s. In 1977, a hospital administrator in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, complained that "every citizen demands Cadillac health care service and is not concerned about the Cadillac costs because in most instances the patient does
Usage:
I traded my Cadillac plan during cash for clunkers.

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caesar

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Definition:
The delivery of a child via Cesarean section.
Usage:
We're considering the option of caesar over natural birth.

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cafe coronary

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Café coronary has nothing to do with having a heart attack. It refers to someone choking; specifically while eating and drinking, often engaged in talking at the same time.
Usage:
Can you believe that new resident had a cafe coronary during lunch? Luckily, we just had a refresher on the Heimlich earlier in the day.

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candyman

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Definition:
ER doctors who liberally prescribe pain medicine--usually Vicodin or Percocet--to any patient who comes in complaining of pain. For the regulars, the doctor/patient relationship is more reminiscent of that of dealer/addict.
Usage:
Dave, the new ER doc, is the latest candyman. He's handing out Vicodin like a stoner at Bonnaroo.

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canine madness

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Definition:
Rabies.
Usage:
His neighbor's rot bit him and now he's got canine madness. Canine madness ... it's not every day you get to use that turn-of-the-century phrase.

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cap gas

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Definition:
Capillary blood gas. Blood gases are measured from an arterial blood sample to evaluate the respiratory adequacy and oxygen status of the critically ill patient; however in neonates and children, the wish to minimize iatrogenic blood loss has made capillary blood a practical alternative to arterial blood.
Usage:
What's her cap gas look like?

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captain

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Colloquial term for person in charge, usually demeaning to others, as in doctor to nurse or surgeon to internist.
Usage:
Doctor to nurse: Did you go to captain school? Ok, then. Shut the f up and row!

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Captain Kangaroo

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The head of a pediatrics department. Captain Kangaroo was a popular children's TV series based around a Captain who would tell stories, meet with guests, and engage in zany stunts.
Usage:
Hey, get off Facebook--here comes Captain Kangaroo.

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catcher's mask

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A device used for patients with bleeding varices in the throat that provides for a tube with two balloons attached to be positioned in the throat and inflated. The pressure of the balloons is then transferred to the enlarged veins to quell the bleeding.
Usage:
We have to use a catcher's mask to prevent further bleeding, so do you think you can give me a hand, Johnny Bench?

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cath jockey

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Definition:
A cardiologist who catheterizes every patient they see.
Usage:
Boy, Dr. Miller's quite the cath jockey, eh?

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cathed

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Definition:
To insert a catheter into a patient.
Usage:
Before we do anything else, make sure he's cathed.

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CBC

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Definition:
Complete blood count. It's an all-purpose blood test used to diagnose various illnesses and afflictions.
Usage:
Get a CBC.

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Celestial Discharge

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Where a patient is discharged to when they die in the hospital.
Usage:
They're doing CPR on the guy in room 6; he's gonna get a celestial discharge.

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cell Samaritan

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Definition:
A person who calls 911 on a cell phone to report a public safety occurrence without physically contributing any useful aid to the resolution of the problem. CSs assuage their consciences by doing something without effort or involvement or direct assistance.
Usage:
We had a cell Samaritan call in a school bus that slid off the ice-slicked road and careened into a frozen lake. Apparently he remained in his car as the children were frantically trying to escape their yellow tomb. Nice guy.
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