What happens to the patient after they die. You stick a tag on their big toe and the zipper of the bag, and then stick them in a big thick plastic bag to be taken to the morgue.
Usage:
The patient's bagged and tagged and ready for the morgue.
A popular term for a health care facility which provides for minimal care of significance.
Usage:
I was hoping to get a job a Level-I trauma center, not at a Band-Aid hospital. I guess that you don't always get what you want. I learned that from the Rolling Stones.
Bilirubin. Bilirubin is the yellow breakdown product of normal heme catabolism. Bilirubin is excreted in bile, and its levels are elevated in certain diseases. It is responsible for the yellow color of bruises and the yellow discoloration in jaundice.
Usage:
The patients severe hepatitis is the likely cause of the increased bili. Boy, there are no shortage of sexual cautionary tales on the floor tonight.
Basic life support. (BLS) is a level of medical care which is used for patients with life-threatening illness or injury until the patient can be given full medical care. It's a certification every nurses needs to perform CPR.
Usage:
An applicant says in his job interview: "I may not be BLS certified, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night ... any points for comedy?