Definition:

The name given to a air ambulance, based on a 1980's TV show. Airwolf was an American television series that ran from 1984 through 1987. The program concerned a high-tech military helicopter, code named Airwolf, and her crew as they undertook various missions, many involving espionage, with a Cold War theme.

Usage:

The Airwolf will only take 30 minutes to get there. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

Synonyms:

air ambulance

Created Mar 06, 2010

Definition:

A medical procedure that takes an eternity to finish.

Usage:

I don't think I'm going to be able to make the Clapton concert tonight--we've got a foreverectomy in progress. I feel like pulling a baby Clapton and jumping out of a window.

Created Mar 06, 2010

Definition:

The nurse that just came off of a 6-week training course and acts as though he or she is a doctor.

Usage:

What's with the new noctor on the floor? Can you believe she had to gall to demand the patient with the Swan?

Created Mar 06, 2010

Definition:

Obstetrics and gynaecology.

Usage:

Wait, what?! You watch "Nurse Jackie", dude? Wow, you've spent too much time in obs and gobs, man.

Synonyms:

obstetrics and gynaecology

Created Mar 06, 2010

Definition:

A patient who stays on your service forever.

Usage:

Nurse 1: How was your maternity leave?

Nurse 2: It was nice--wait this guy's still here?! Jeez, he's a rock!

Created Mar 06, 2010